I'm Shawn. Iowa. I’m just a normal gay who gets easily distracted. Ask away.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
god she is always serving cunt.
she would karate chop the shit out of you for saying that.
Thursday!
“SECRET TUNNEEEEELLL! SECRET TUNNEEELL! THROUGH THE MOUNTAAAINNNSS SECRETSECRETSECRETSECRET TUNNEEEEEEEELLLLLLL”
people with blue eyes:
🧿_🧿
I don’t look like that.
Are you sure?
Oh wow.
Acceptable use of ‘Boys will be boys’.
for your viewing pleasure I have marked where their heads cannot be
Leave Space For Jesus
This is a cool video for two reasons:
1. the concept and execution of the video itself
2. Someone on TikTok finally learned what POV means
I put capsaicin in your enema :)
Do you want ants?! Cuz that’s how we get ants!
I read that’s as caprisun <_<
The ants in your hole after douching with spicy Capri sun
Still waiting for someone to serve as hard as her
hey. don’t cry. crush two cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?
PEACE AND LOVE!!!!!!!!
how does it feel to be the funniest person on earth
uaim:
me: i can buy myself flowerssss
my bank account:
