I hate the feeling you get after seeing a nickel but thinking its a quarter but then picking it up and being disapointed that is was only a nickel… that’s true sadness

inbox:

Like a good neighbor, I do not care

jinn0uchi:

dendropsyche:

OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

so we come across this thing

and we discover you can turn it inside out and

ITS HELLO KITTY I’M

HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

why the fuck

fasterfood:

“jesus take the wheel!” i yell. jesus still refuses to accept my christmas gift. “i have no use for this wheel, my child” he says. 

jimbertimber:

coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag